G1 Phone Cradle

I will sell it to you for thirty five dollars, it is a "wireless accessory"

Sad wizard became a ghost

Poor wizard ghost

Mine too.

You know what's nice to see?

Joy.

A DREAM

Last night I had this crazy dream that since Republicans were so down on the stimulus bill even with only a small amount of it being for infrastructure spending and the biggest chunk being tax cuts, Obama said "welp we tried working with you, but if this is how you're gonna be then..." and he unzipped his briefcase and FLUMP the new stimulus bill flopped out that was extremely correct, and Democrats passed it because fuck it. A watered-down stimulus package that's mostly crap that doesn't work put there to appease Republicans won't actually be very effective, and it'll be remembered as Obama's Economic Plan and Democrats'll get blamed for it not working, so why screw around with trying to please people who are actually for real believers in an ideology that's in direct conflict with what you were elected to do?

Roll bones

Ride bikes

Read books